We have all had roommates at some point in our life (well, most of us at least). Here is a list of things that you would hope to never have your roommate say to you.
Here's your underwear back. I ran out the other day.
Would you mind coming in the bathroom and checking this out for me?
Is it a problem if your mom sleeps over tonight?
Did you know your sister has a tatoo on her butt cheek?
Where is my sperm sample? I can't find it in the fridge.
I've been thinking about experimenting with my sexuality.
Rent? What rent?
Spaghetti noodle strainer? I thought that was a.... uh. Never mind.
Your toothbrush is the red one? Really?
and the top thing you don't want to hear your roomate say to you.....
Do you mind if I snuggle in bed with you... It's cold tonight.
