On Thursday Obama will hold a beer summit with Prof. Gates and Officer Crowley. Here are the top 10 things that probably won't be overheard at this drink fest.
1. Where did I put my keys now?
2. Obama "Can I get an imported beer? This domestic stuff is crap!"
3. Damn, This door seems to be stuck. Professor Gates, Can you give me a hand?
4. Anyone up for a game of beer pong?
5. So, What did y'all think of that OJ Verdict?
6. A group sing along of "We are the World."
7. Office Crowley "Can I get another Schlitz Malt Liquor?"
8. Officer Crowley "Y'all remember that Rodney King stuff? Yea, Good times."
9. Prof. Gates to Officer Crowley "Hey man, can I get a ride home?"
10. Ya'll know any good Yo Mamma jokes?
and the bonus round said by all 3......
"I may have over-reacted"
