How Christmas and Prostitution are alike

1. At Christmas you suck on candy canes. Hookers suck on......

2. Santa Clause is always saying Ho Ho Ho. Prostitutes are refered to as Hos.

3. Santa mostly works at night. Prostitutes mostly work at night.

4. Santa is always trying to hide from people seeing him. Hookers are always trying to hide so the cops don't see them.

5. Santa does 1% of the work (eleves make the toys) but gets the majority of the accolades. Pimps do 1% of the work but get the majority of the money.

6. Santa has to crack the whip on his reindeer to produce flight. Pimps have to crack the whip on their hos to produce profit.

7. Santa keeps a list of all the boys and girls. Madams keep a list of their boys (clients) and girls.

8. You should tip Santa with milk and cookies. You should tip your friendly neighborhood hookers.

9. After Christmas there is a lot of cleaning up to do. After being with a hooker there is a lot of "cleaning up" to do.

10. Days after Christmas you are already wanting more. Days after the prostitute you are already wanting more.

11. Many of the presents you get for Christmas you dont want days later. Any "gifts" you get from the hookers, you dont want days later.