Rocky Road Sex

you know your having great sex when........

You have a set of rechargable batteries as backup to your first set of rechargable batteries... Just in case.

Your embarrased to explain to the officer what REALLY caused you to run off the road.

The neighborhood watch group knocks on your door to make sure everything is okay.

Someone asks you about the toy chest in your house and you don't have kids.

When you bought your bed, sturdiness was the biggest factor.... Having posts for the handcuffs was a close second.

You have Adamandeve.com book marked.... On your cell phone.

Your wife has adamandeve.com book marked.... On her cell phone.

Your safe word is Blueberry pancakes. Your reading this and you know what the hell a safe word is.

You've ever had an injury while having sex.

Your wife can't wear short skirts becuase of her calloused knees.

You know that having sex burns off roughly 65 calories per half hour.

Your wife is embarrased when you have to take the computer in to get worked on.

Ride'em cowgirl has a whole different meaning for you.

You have a knot on the top of your head, and are proud of it.