1. If you can add the word Slutty in front of the costume and you think it could be hot..... Don't let your teenage daughter wear it. ie. Nurse costume.... Slutty nurse costume.
2. It is still cheating if you hook up with someone who is wearing the same mask as your wife.
3. Girls, remember, if you dress as a slutty anything, guys will expect you to be true to your costume.
4. Guys, remember, your friends may think it's awesome you dressed up as the scary bloody monstor. But the slutty school girl isn't going to want to hook up with her nightmare. Girls, remember, guys will hook up with anything you decide to wear.
5. Don't hand out pennies instead of candy. Your house will be the first one TPed later that night!
7. If your kid is less then 1 year old stop trying to make me give you candy. I know its for you, you 30 year old cheap @ss bastard.
8. Raisins may be natures candy.... But don't give it out on Halloween.
9. For those who refuse to celebrate Halloween because it is a"witches" holiday, remember, no one thinks of that until you bring it up. For everyone else it's a time for kids to get free candy!
Free candy! I better get myself a baby for next Halloween.
ReplyDeleteLuckily we only had a couple people doing that this year. 1 ladies kid was passed out asleep but she just kept on going getting more and more candy. Come on. Take your kid home. She is passed out! I guess free candy is just that important.
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