More.... Vanilla Sex.

As a followup Public Service Announcement I have decided to provide more examples of "How to know if your having vanilla sex." If you find yourself in any of the following situations please make changes before it is to late.

This may look good but doesn't the next one look better?

On to the countdown.....

1. If you get happy when the spouse breaks out the chocolate sauce and whipped cream because you know your getting a sundae.

2.You hear the buzzing sound coming from the bathroom and you know its an electric toothbrush

3. "I need to trim the bush" actually means going outside and cutting the hedges.

4. While watching 9 ½ weeks all you can think about is how much cleaning up its going to take in the kitchen.

5. It really is just a back massager

6. Pearl Necklaces go in the jewelry box right next to the gold ones.

7. Someone asks you about your toy chest and you give them a full account of the GI Joes, transformers, and hot wheel cars your kids keep in it.

8. Dirty Sanchez is the homeless guy on the corner

9. Deep Throat was a political informant

10. "Dicks and BJ’s" are fine shopping establishments.

And the Extra Bonus way to know your having vanilla sex:

If you tie your husband to the bed.... Wait for it.... Just so you can watch Twilight in peace. Your having vanilla sex.

Look at all the flavors. There is a ton of variety. Check it out. You could be in for some really great nights. As a parting note......

If you read this post and are dying laughing until all of a sudden..... you're not laughing so much anymore, then, YOUR HAVING VANILLA SEX!