A Special Public Announcement

As a special Public Service Announcement I have decided to tackle a most horrendous problem. A problem which causes trauma not only to those directly inflicted but also by those who come into contact with those inflicted. A problem that keeps young men sitting home alone on a Friday night. A problem which often leads to snickering behind the inflicted's back. Most importantly, a problem which can be solved.


This traumatizing predicament I will speak on today is Bad Eyebrows. Yes, bad eyebrows. To most people eyebrows are an after thought. They certainly aren't the item that will make women swoon over a guy but they can be the killer that keeps a girl from even listening to your bad pick up lines. For all of you single guys out there, remember not to shoot yourself in the foot. Trim those eyebrows and please please, do everyone a favor and make sure there are 2 of them on your face and not 1.


Below are typical images of guys who have not listened to my words. I don't think any of them are going to be on E!'s hottest men lists.

The Basic Unibrow


Another Unibrow. He may get chicks with his smile though, I can't say for certain.

Bushy. But at least they match his hair

Probably the most famous of the bushy brows. Come on Andy, buy a razor. Clean those suckers up.

I have no words. Bushy, unibrow, sparse in areas. He just covers all bases.

The Moused Look. If you can (and do) style your eyebrows with mouse.... There's a problem.

Even the Great Edward Cullen has some freaking bushy eyebrows.

Now, keeping your eyebrows in shape is not hard to do. Go buy an eyebrow electric trimmer for men. Then just use the trimmer. It doesn't have to be MANSCAPED. Just clean it up a little. Then were the eyebrows are suppose to be separated make sure to shave that smooth. That's all there is to it guys. We aren't talking 2 hours in the bathroom here. an extra 5 min. when shaving. But if you really need a better explanation or just like to watch how to videos check this one out.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-tame-hairy-eyebrows

I will admit that there are exceptions to every rule, even this one. Below is a guy that overcame his affliction and was able to find a girl that thought his stellar personality overcame his forest of an eyebrow.